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Chargers...uh...running back Darren Sproles...uh...uh....knows English...uh...uh...sort of.

5.29.2008

Brian Scalabrine and Walter Hermann are the only white guys in the Eastern Conference

So I haven't been into this whole blogging thing for a few weeks. I apologize but I'm back, I think.

In the 240 minutes of basketball that has already been played in the five games of this Eastern Conference Finals, not one white athlete has played a single second. Even with probably two more games left, I think it's safe to assume that Celtics ginger kid Brian Scalabrine won't be leaving his courtside seat anytime soon. And I don't think the Pistons are rushing to activate their Fabio lookalike Walter Hermann by Friday either.

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"If I wasn't so lame, I would call you guys racist!"

Unfortunately, I dont have John Hollinger's enthusiasm for researching to actually research if this is the first time such an occurrence has happened in NBA Playoff history, but I would definitely put my money on it. And I guess it shouldn't be so surprising either considering that eight of the thirty NBA teams have entirely African-American starting lineups (that's if you consider Mike Bibby black).

So a black senator from Hawaii is probably going to be our next president, Michael Jackson is now officially white, and the once Bird/McHaled Celtics have not played one Caucasian man in the playoffs. Well, at least Darko's doing his part.

- K.H. (Predicts entirely Asian-American lineups soon)

11 comments:

Handy said...

However, during the Lakers v Jazz series there was a legit both team 10 player whiteout (Deron Williams and Jordan Farmar don't pass the "paper bag test").

Seriously, I thought I was watching like Duke vs BYU for a second, it was craziness.

Handy said...

specifically:
Vujacic, Gasol, Radmanovic, Farmar, Walton
vs.
Stojacavic, Williams, Okur, Harpring, Korver

The NBA, where Europe + the 1950's happen.

AlexGraber said...

Farmar is Jewish.

Anonymous said...

Planet Pollard!!!!

Neil Biswas said...

i'm way impressed if you saw stojakovic during a jazz-lakers game. well done.

let's just assume you meant kirilenko and move on.

Anonymous said...

You clearly weren't kidding about the hatred of fact-checking: Obama's from Illinois, not Hawaii.

Anonymous said...

obama was born in hawaii dumbass

Anonymous said...

Illinois is in Hawaii, right?

Kenny said...

Obama was born in Hawaii. Check the stats.

Anonymous said...

Obama was born and grew up in HI.

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