I'm probably gonna get ejected too

Ah...my NBA predictions that will probably be laughed at by season's end...unless the Celtics actually make it. But here goes nothing! (It's a couple weeks into the season, so these are a little guided)

Western Conference:
1) Dallas Mavericks
2) San Antonio Spurs
3) New Orleans Hornets
4) Phoenix Suns
5) Utah Jazz
6) Los Angeles Lakers
7) Houston Rockets
8) Los Angeles Clippers

Eastern Conference:
1) Chicago Bulls
2) Miami Heat
3) Cleveland Cavaliers
4) New Jersey Nets
5) Detroit Pistons
6) Washington Wizards
7) Orlando Magic
8) Indiana Pacers
Freebie spot!) Boston Celtics

Western Conference Champions: Dallas Mavericks
Eastern Conference Champions: Miami Heat
NBA Champions: Dallas Mavericks

Most Valuable Player: Lebron James
Rookie of the Year: Brandon Roy
Defensive Player of the Year: Ben Wallace
Most Improved Player: Hakim Warrick (too real)
Sixth Man of the Year: Andres Nocioni
Coach of the Year: Jerry Sloan

Slam Dunk Champion: James White
Robbed of All Star Roster Award: Gerald Wallace
Waste of Talent Award: J.R. Smith
Never Gets Traded Despite Endless Rumors Award: Kevin Garnett
He's Still Alive? Award: Vin Baker
WHY Are You Still Alive? Award: Gary Payton
Funny Name Award: Pops Mensah-Bonsu
Mark Madsen Award: Mark Madsen
I Hate You Award: Terrell Owens
Behind Bars Award: Stephen Jackson
Dwight Howard's Next Victim: Everybody in the league