Greg Oden is not running for president

A few days ago, I wrote a post about Greg Oden's flattering endorsement of Barack Obama for this year's presidential election. Like most Obama supporters, Oden reasoned that the Senator provided significant "change" from the shameful eight years of President Bush.

So, Oden should know that Senator Obama is opposed to President Bush. He also should know that President Bush is married to Laura Bush, who is also known as the First Lady. Then, he should also know that introducing the First Lady virtually contradicts his endorsement of Senator Obama. However, the man-child apparently didn't get the Spark Notes on this whole politics thing:


Can he really be considered a "professional basketball player" if he hasn't, y'know, played?

-K.H.