His name begins with "Yourhigh"

A few weeks ago, high school football recruit Yourhighness Morgan from Bushnell, Fl. committed to play linebacker for Florida Atlantic. No, that's not a typo, and it's not an honorific either. His mother could've played it somewhat safe with "King" or "Prince," which don't sound that weird rolling off the tongue and are slightly more...relevant? Instead, she took the more ancient Byzantine route. I'm trying to predict the potential chants by drunk Owls fans when Yourhighness makes a nice tackle or just simply shows up.


Thou most excellent majesty may wear whatever sweatshirt he desires!

This just in: Yourhighness apparently has a younger brother named Handsome.

-K.H.