"Pown Bitch Pown! Pown, pown, pown, pown, pown!!!"

At my high school, the term "pwn3ge" was used pretty liberally, mostly motivated by pretty tongue-in-cheek sarcasm. However, this video reminds us all that America's youth does actually consider "pown" a word, defined as a verb just a step above of the actual word "own."

This tweeny Patriots fan repeatedly explains Brady must "pown" the Giants in the Superbowl despite his suspect boot injury. However, the video appropriately ends after Randy Moss's only touchdown of the game, which seemingly sealed the perfect season. But as any American citizen knows well, the "powner" is now the "powned."



-K.H.