Report: Black man plays basketball in North Carolina

In his continuous effort to prove that he is indeed just anotha brotha, Senator Barack Obama played some hoops with the North Carolina basketball team on Tuesday. The presidential candidate hung out with famed UNC coach Roy Williams shortly before he posed for cameras, pretending to actually play basketball. By federal law, Williams was required to "sub in all the white guys."


Obama posting up against "one of the white guys."

"Let me tell you, these guys are big" Obama explained while hitting the showers, discreetly pointing to Tyler Hansbrough's schlong. When asked about his thoughts of the Senator's relations with Rev. Jeremiah Wright, a confused Hansbrough added later, "I dun' even no who dat dam' [expletive] is."

So this makes a total of four posts devoted to "O'bomber's" basketball life in this blog. Though I'm a strong Obamanite, it's a little unsettling thinking that a presidential candidate could gain a large amount of votes just by shooting hoops with some jocks. It's actually a little sad, really. But hey, at least he didn't lose in Kansas!

- K.H. (fully enjoyed using the word "schlong")