Dwyane Wade enjoys old, botoxed "friends"

So rumor has it that virtually retired NBA star Dwyane Wade is dating the monster known as Star Jones. Yeah, that Star Jones (I don't know what other Star Jones you were thinking of), the big woman with the fat that disappeared overnight. Though Wade claims that the two are just "friends," they've been spotted together at a few events and D-Wade seems to get noticeably awkward whenever his pal Charles Barkley brings it up. Recent reports claim that Wade has finally removed Barkley from his "five."


Stayne Jades?

I'm not big into celebrity gossip, but this is too hilarious to pass up. Although I'm sure that Wade and Jones are indeed just "friends," you gotta feel bad for Miami's soon-to-be has-been. Only two seasons after winning his first championship, he leads the Heat to the league's worst record while losing his supposed best friend in the process. And now, he's rumored to be dating Star Jones, who ironically enough was once mistaken for Shaquille O'Neal.

But, like they say, "fall down seven, stand up eight" Unfortunately, Star really just needs some help standing up.

- K.H. (Not in Dwyane Wade's five)