Dallas weather forecast: Rain

Stipper beater and talented cornerback Pacman Jones will be "making it rain" in Dallas after the Titans traded the troubled athlete to the Cowboys for a fourth-round draft pick. Jones, who has been public about his desire to play for the Big D, is living proof for children that you can have whatever you want in life, even if that means paralyzing an innocent man in Las Vegas. While being suspended by the NFL, Pacman has spent his time well: taking up new a new hobby in wrestling and promoting quality music.


He loves prison!

Good luck Pacman. We're all sure that you and Terrell Owens will be the most well-rounded, morally fulfilled tandem in the league. Now let's go make it rain on dem hoes!

- K.H. (Does not know any hoes)