Father of Little Punchingbearisms found shooting hoops in Alabama

The Alabama State basketball team seems pretty unremarkable at first glance: at guard, you've got Brandon Brooks and at forward is Joel Bosh. However, when one looks closer at the roster, one notices that at center is the 7'1" Chief Kickingstallionisms. No, that isn't a typo and no, it isn't a sentence either.


"How, I'm Chief Kickingstallionisms"

Kickingstallionisms's talent, originally born Grienntys Kickingstallionisms in his native Florida, apparently doesn't live up to the brilliance of Kickingstallionism's name: Kickingstallionisms only scored four points and racked zero boards in 18 minutes of play against Jackson State. Kickingstallionisms later told reporters, "Chief Kickingstallionisms want white people off land!"

Note: No stallions were hurt in the writing of this post.

- K.H. (Kickingstallionist)