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Showing posts with label Sasha. Show all posts
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5.31.2008

Sasha Vujacic does not care about your money

CNBC's Darren Rovell reports that Lakers guard Jason Schwartzman, ahem, Sasha Vujacic just might have cost sports bettors a total of $100 million. In an celebratory asshole move, Vujacic shot a completely unnecessary three-pointer in the final seconds of Game Five of the Western Conference Finals against the Spurs:

"While Vujacic’s taking of the shot was a joke in the Lakers locker room, it turns out it was hardly a laughing matter for people that had bet on the Spurs to cover the spread. The line opened with the Lakers being eight-point favorites, but quickly moved to 7.5 points, meaning that Vujacic’s heave either cost people money (who bet on the Spurs) or turned their winning bet into a push."

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Sasha wants to screw you over

Fortunately, this still means the Spurs are out of the Playoffs. Though it also means at least four more games of watching the biggest European dumbass in California (aside from the Governator of course).

But I guess when your name is Sasha and you wear a snapped condom on your head, even Kobe thinks your an asshole.

- K.H. (That doesn't include you, Sasha Baron Cohen)